Elijah and the Altar: The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces a Dust you are and...: A little boy had just got home from Sunday School and mom was cooking lunch."Mommy, is it true that before you're born you're just dust and after you die you go back to being dust?""That's right son, The Pillar and the Pole: The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and was turned into a pillar of salt.Suddenly one child interrupted. "My mom looked back once while she was driving," the youngs Fishing for a Reason: A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he was going fishing but his dad told him that he The Poor Preacher: After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."Well, thank you," the pastor replied. "But why?""Because," the boy responded, "my daddy says y Squirrel?: A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for children's church Help Others and Learn to Run: A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him |