Elephant Innuendo: Why does an elephant have four feet? Because in the animal kingdom six inches just doesn't cut it.

Elephant Farts vs. Saloon: What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant fart?One's a bar room and the other is a BAROOOOM!

Elephant and Rhino: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Answer: ell-if-i-no (Hell if I know)

Elephant and Prostitute: Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute? A: A two-ton pick-up.

Elephant and Man: What did the elephant say to the naked man? ''It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?''

Eagles and Weasels: Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

DUCKS OR PLUCKS?: Q: What did did the mother duck say to the little duck. A: If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one.

Ducks and Elephants: Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet?To put out burning ducks.

Dragging Their Feet: Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969.

Double-Parked Frog: What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad

Donkeys' Quixotic Journey: Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to see? The Wiseass.