Cow: What do cows do for fun?They go to MOO-vies!

Snoops's Favorite Weather: What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle!

Need a BMW: A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to t

Little Green Balls: What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand? Kermit's undivided attention!

Spoiled milk: What do you get from a pampered cow?Spoiled milk.

2 Hedgehogs in the Middle of the Road: Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they're by a zebra crossing. One says, "Don't cross here!" The other one says, "Why not?" The first one says, "Look what happened to this zebra!"

Not Your Typical Chicken Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? Part of a the CIA's specially trained elite team of fowl, this stealthy chicken is on a perilous misson. His object? No less than to uncover the secret documents of

What did the fish: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? DAM!

Two nuns from France: Two nuns from France were coming to New York. While awaiting their landing, one nun looks at the other and says, "Over here in America, they have strange customs." "Really? Like what?" says the other.

A Bunny Story: Once there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man couldn't stop. He hit the bunny head on. Once the man knew what had happened, h

Four Worms and a Funeral: Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fou