Blondes and cow patties: What do blondes and cow patties have in common? The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Blonde Test: If a rooster's on top of a barn door and lays an egg, does the egg fall on the north or the south side? Roosters don't lay eggs, stupid!

Blonde Horses: Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they don't crap on the street during parades!

Blonde Bird Watcher: A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, ''Look, a dead bird.'' And the blonde looks up and says, ''Where?''

Blonde and Goldfish: A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, ''Now, what do I give th

Blonde & Turtle: Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They're both screwed on their back

Black And White: What's black and white and red all over? An embarassed zebra!

Bishop And The Ass: A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the go

Birds Fly Upside Down Over Iowa: Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa? Because it ain't worth a crap.

Birdie Poem: Birdie, birdie in the skyDropped some white stuff in my eye,I'm a big girl I won't cry,I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

Bin Laid: How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex? He marks the camels that kick.