Bigfoot and Blonde: What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot Big Testicles: A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the w Big Noses: Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big fingers Bells on Cows: Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don't work! Bees Pees: Q: Where does a bee pee? A: At the BP station. Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts: How can you tell the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? The Beer Nuts are about a dollar fifty and the Deer Nuts are under a Buck Beethoven's Chicken: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying ''Bach, Bach, Bach... Bird vs. Fly: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. Doe in the Woods: Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods? A: I'll never do that for two bucks again. Dinosaur St.: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off. Dino-Rific!: What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saur-us. |