Cow Riddle: A black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was hauling ass around a corner with no headlights on, no dome light, no lights on at all. He slams on the brakes at just the right time to mi

Cow Reflexes: What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!

Cow Fun: What do cows read in the morning? The daily moos!

Cow or Tractor: If a farmer was only able to choose between buying a cow or a tractor, what should he pick. On one hand, he would look funny riding on a cow. On the other hand, he would look funnier trying to milk a

Cow Bells: Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Cow at Cranberry Cove: What do you call a cow murder mystery? A moo-done-it.

Closed Bull's Eyes: What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

Clinton 'n' Buddy: Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman and the other is a chocolate lab!

Circumcisional Evidence: How do you circumcisce a whale? With four skin-divers...

Chicken...Underwear: Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces!

Chicken on the Football Field: Why did the chicken run onto the football field? Because the umpire called a foul.