Chicken Joke: Dirty!: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?A dirty double crosser

Chicken in the Road: Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? It wanted to lay it on the line.

Chicken Engineering at Its Finest: In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors quoted from ''Feathers,'' the publication of the California Poultry Industry Federation, telling the following story: It seems the US Federal Avia

Chicken ain't chicken: Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he freakin' felt like it!

Charging Elephant: How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit card!

Centipede and Parrot: Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide with a parrot? A: A walkie-talkie.

Cats -- Now And Forever: What are the two things a cat is good for? Altitude and distance!

Catching Rabbits: Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?A. Unique up on it.Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?A. Tame way.

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof: A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so

Cat Hospital: Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have a cat-scan done.

Carrots: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?