Capon Fear: Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken? Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deeply disturbed fowl suffered from chronic depression and social anxiety disorder, usually treated with a combinat

California Gay Whale: In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay? He's the one that tips the boat and sucks out the 'seamen!'

C'mere Pig: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do!

Blonde Bird Watcher: A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, "Look, a dead bird." And the blonde looks up and says, "Where?"

Fish says,: What does a fish use to get high? Seaweed!

Fish On The Wall: What did the fish say when he hit a wall? Dam!

Farmer and the Cow: A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied,

Fairy Tale For Our Times: A Fairy Tale for the Woman of the New Millennium:Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues o

Energizer Bunny: What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward? He keeps coming and coming and coming...

Elephants, Beavers and the Jungle: Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m? Because elephants jump out of trees after 5 p.m. Why do beavers have flat tails? Because they go in the jungle after 5 p.m!

Elephant Time: A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgets his watch. He searchs for someone who could give