Catch: Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? A: Catch.

A first-aid kit: Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? A: A first-aid kit!

A sourpuss!: Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?A: A sourpuss!

They're purr-fect: Q: Why does everyone love cats? A: They're purr-fect!

Scratch Paper: Q: Where do cats write down notes?A: Scratch Paper!

Three Blind Mice: Q: What's every cat's favorite song? A: Three Blind Mice!

Meow-sic: Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Purrfect cat: Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? A: You're the purrfect cat for me!

Catnip: Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? A: Catnip!

Mice cream: Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A: Mice cream.

Claude: Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? A: Claude.