Fish Smoking: What does a fish smoke? Sea weed

Elephant Time: A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgets his watch. He searchs for someone who could give

Elephant...Cherry Tree: Q: How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree? A: You paint his balls red. Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle? A: A giraffe eating cherries.

Elephant Tampon: Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.

Elephant Time: A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgets his watch. He searchs for someone who could give

Elephant Physiology: Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches isn't enough!

Of Elephants and Marshmallows: Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall into the hot chocolate

Elephant Innuendo: Why does an elephant have four feet? Because in the animal kingdom six inches just doesn't cut it.

Elephant Farts vs. Saloon: What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant fart?One's a bar room and the other is a BAROOOOM!

Elephant and Rhino: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Answer: ell-if-i-no (Hell if I know)

Elephant and Prostitute: Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute? A: A two-ton pick-up.