Don't Got Milk?: What do you call a cow that won't give milk?A milkdud!

Dogs Take Their Licks: Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can.

Dogs and Dem Womenfolk: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman yelling on the back porch? The dog quits barking when you let it in!

Dog gone It: What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff!

Doggie No Legs: Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway.

Dog w/o Wheels: Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.

Dog vs. Fox: Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About five drinks.

Dog Train: During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, when he was finally given a week of R & R. He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, an

Dog Fishin': What kind of fish does a dog catch? Catfish.

Dog Days: What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone? A golden receiver!

Dog Crossing: Why did the dog cross the road? He saw some dog food.