How to Catch an Elephant: As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant: First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant. Fill the hole with ashes. Line the hole with p

Gorilla Control: A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a

Gorilla Chase!: There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and he'd never left it on its own. But eventually he had to take a trip, so he left his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor. He explained to his nei

Gorilla Boogies: Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers!

Goose Hunting: So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for geese. He catches one and puts it in his bag with the other geese. Just as he closes the bag, a Hunting Inspector walks up.

Goose & Lawyer: Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass.

Gone With The Schwinn: What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common?They all have handlebars! Except for the frog and chicken

Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room: A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

Goathead! Goathead!: Two guys were driving down the road when they saw a goat with its head stuck in a fence.

Giant Underwater Bottom Feeder: What weighs 2000 pounds and lays at the bottom of the ocean?Moby's Dick!

Genetic Manipulation For Good, Not Evil: What do you get when you cross a centipede with a turkey? Drumsticks for everybody!