Evil Tuna: Did you hear about the evil tuna? Rumor has it he was rotten to the albacore.

What's dangerous and swings from trees?: What's dangerous and swings from trees? A monkey with a chainsaw.

Dog Days: Three dogs are at the vet in the waiting room. When the first dog asks the second dog what he's in for, he answers, "My master bought a brand new carpet the other day, and at the first opportunity I s

What do you get when you cross a Scottish...: What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat? The Dolly Llama.

It's What's for Dinner: What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a lazy baby...: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato

Jungle Poker: Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle? Because there were too many cheetahs.

Frenchman and Farm Animals: What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other? A bisexual!

Chucky at the Movies: An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes." "I'm sorry sir.

Cat Hating Husband: A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The ne

Osama and Bush Have a Dog Fight: Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world