Donkeys at Christmas: What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Mule-tide greetings.

Donkey Compliment: How do you compliment a donkey? ''Hey, nice ass!''

Donkey and Onion: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!

Don't Welsh On Me: Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges? So the sheep push back harder!

Don't Got Milk?: What do you call a cow that won't give milk?A milkdud!

Dogs Take Their Licks: Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can.

Dogs and Dem Womenfolk: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman yelling on the back porch? The dog quits barking when you let it in!

Dog gone It: What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff!

Doggie No Legs: Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway.

Dog w/o Wheels: Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.

Dog vs. Fox: Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About five drinks.