Harry Potter Quiz: What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog? He ran... wouldn't you?

Harem: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A milk sheik!

Gum Crossing: Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken's bottom.

Green and Jumpy: What is green and jumps from bed to bed? A prostitoad.

Gorilla Removal: A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who's a gorilla

Here, Piggy, Piggy: An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the pigs screwing up a storm. He would get turned on by th

Here, Chicken, Chicken: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? Ethiopia!

Help. I Lost My Crippled Turtle.: Where do you find a turtle with no arms and no legs? Wherever you put it, dumbass.

Helen Keller's Dog: Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? Wouldn't you if your name was 'Aarghunghnah?

Heffahump: How do you stop a dog who's humping your leg?Whack him off!

Hedgehog, Giraffe, Dental Hygeine: Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog? A: A six-foot toothbrush.