Get Away From my Deer!: It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alic

Grasshopper Biology: A biology class student conducted an experiment on what would happen to a grasshopper if its legs were taken off. He pulled off one of its legs and yelled 'hop!', and the grasshhoper hopped. Then he t

How To Bathe A Cat: I. Know that although the cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concern for human life, you have the advantage of strength. Capitalize on that advantage by selecting the battlefield. Don't tr

How Do You Catch?: How do you catch a unique animal? You 'neak up on it.

How do you Catch a Squirrel?: Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

Holy Moley: How Does a dummy kill a mole? He buries it.

Hillbilly Animal Etiquette: What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common? They both lick their paws.

Hi-Steppin' Mama: Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

How To Clean A Cat: 1. Throughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In on

Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman pinscher.

Frog experiment: Professor Dumbarton conducted an experiment at a small California agricultural college to show how a frog reacts to a human stimulus. The scientist explained: "At first the frog jumped sixteen feet. W