To bankrupt the other side: Q: Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road?A: To bankrupt the other side.

Chicken Dr. Kevorkian: Q: Why did chicken Dr. Kevorkian cross the road?A: To help the patient find the other side.

Q: Why do birds fly south?: Q: Why do birds fly south?A: Because it's too far to walk.

Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?: Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?A: To break on through to the other side.

To a crow bar: Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?A: To a crow bar.

Why do hummingbirds hum: Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?A: Because they don't know the words.

Because it was a double-crosser: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?A: Because it was a double-crosser.

To get away from Colonel Sanders: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Why did the chicken cross the road: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Chickens hadn't evolved yet: Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?: Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?A: To get to the other tide.