Why do hens lay eggs?: Q: Why do hens lay eggs?A: If they dropped them, they'd break.

A walkie-talkie, of course: Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?A: A walkie-talkie, of course.

The outside: Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?A: The outside.

A watch dog: Q: What kind of dog tells time?A: A watch dog.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma: Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?: Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?A: To the retail store.

Too many cheetahs: Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?A: Too many cheetahs.

I hear it's untweetable.: Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.

Going to See Santa: A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie a

Attention Soldier: The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, 'Oh, sir, did you know t

One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons: Why did the chicken cross the road?MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.JERRY SEINFELD: Why does