Rocket Science: Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.The idea is t

Nutty Mutts: malamute x pointer = moot point, favorites of lawyers but ... it doesn't seem to matter.bull terrier x s***** = bulls****, a gregarious but unreliable breed.pointer x setter = poinsetter, a traditiona

Four Men and Their Dogs: Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the fourth was a Government Worker. To show off

Blondes and Turtles: What do turtles and blondes have in common?If they're on their back, they're screwed!

Insulting Parrot: A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued on her way.On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parro

Throwing Stuff Down A Mineshaft: Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they came across an old mine shaft going straight down into the ground."Wow," said the first guy. "I wonder how deep it is?""I dunno," said the second. "Let'

Cat in the Way: Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slamme

The Christmas Parrot: A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sale. He asks the clerk what the parrot's name is and the clerk tells him its Chat. He also tells the man that t

The Gorilla Golfer: A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he said, flashing some large bills around. "I've got $500.00 here that says my gorilla can hit the ball longer an

Walkin' in a Doggie Wonderland: Dogs tags ring, are you listening'?In the lane, snow is glistening'.It's yellow, not white -- I've been there tonight,marking up my winter wonderland.Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.It's a sign f

Dumb Crooks Roundup: BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME IN HANDYA repeat offender got a life sentence for a small-time shoplifting caper in Jupiter, Florida. The man stole $49.73 worth of boxer shorts, pant