Obnoxious Parrot on an Airplane: A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes round, and the man asks her for a coffee, whereupon the

The Pheasant's Special Diet: a pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull.“i would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree,

Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room: A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf wit

Teacher's Pet: On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is

Vet: A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still,

Gator Bite: A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my

You Might Be A Redneck...Thesaurus: You might be a redneck if you think a thesaurus is a dinosaur!

You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi: You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry for rabbit!

You Might Be A Redneck...Deer: You might be a redneck if you've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately!

Water On The Inside: Q. If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?A. K9P

Walruses And Their Tupperware: Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?A. To find a tight seal!