Next question?: Attorney: I'm going to object to that last statement by the witness... and ask that it be struck from the witness.Witness: Your honor, I'd like to strike the next question.

The Ant And The Grasshopper: Classic Version:The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays th

Modern government regulations: Once upon a time, on a farm in Arkansas . . . . . . there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few grains of wheat. She called all of her neighbors togethe

Caught by cannibals: A man is caught by cannibals. To escape the Island of Cannibals he has to survive 3 tents. In the first tent is ten bottle of Vodka. In the second tent there is a tiger with a toothache. In the third

Two tigers: Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The startled tiger turns around and says

They'd break: Q: Why do hens lay eggs?A: If they dropped them, they'd break.

WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST?: There was this tiger who woke up one morning and just felt great. He just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him: "WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?" Thi

Catch: Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? A: Catch.

A first-aid kit: Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? A: A first-aid kit!

A sourpuss!: Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?A: A sourpuss!

They're purr-fect: Q: Why does everyone love cats? A: They're purr-fect!