Scratch Paper: Q: Where do cats write down notes?A: Scratch Paper!

Three Blind Mice: Q: What's every cat's favorite song? A: Three Blind Mice!

Meow-sic: Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Purrfect cat: Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? A: You're the purrfect cat for me!

Catnip: Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? A: Catnip!

Mice cream: Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A: Mice cream.

Claude: Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? A: Claude.

Mewseum: Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? A: To a mewseum.

A chicken: Q. What goes peck, peck, peck, and boom?A. A chicken in a mine field.

Turkey: Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

Seagulls: Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?A: If they lived near the bay, they'd be baygels.