Crowbar: Q: What is a crowbar?A: A place where crows go to get a drink!

Between them they only had a single pair of trunks: Why were the two elephants thrown off the beach? Between them they only had a single pair of trunks.

Because they have two left feet.: Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers? A: Because they have two left feet.

No one else will do it for them.: Q: Why does a dog wag its tail? A: No one else will do it for them.

The Outside.: Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? A: The Outside.

A dog barking in a mirror.: Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"?A: A dog barking in a mirror.

RUFF!: Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? A: RUFF!

Because it is let out in the morning: Q: Why is a dog longer in the morning than in the evening? A: Because it is let out in the morning and taken in at night.

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.: Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

A Bloodhound.: Q: What kind of dog does a Dracula like? A: A Bloodhound.

When the door is open.: Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? A: When the door is open.