It stole the show!: Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? A: It stole the show!

Because it's the scenter.: Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of its face?A: Because it's the scenter.

Because it was the chicken’s day off.: Q: Why did the dog cross the road? A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.

Bone appetite!: Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? A: Bone appetite!

Put him in the front seat.: Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? A: Put him in the front seat.

A Rottweiler in a playground.: Q: What has got four legs and an arm? A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

From chasing cars.: Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses?A: From chasing cars.

From a cat-alogue!: Q: How do cats buy things?A: From a cat-alogue!

Because you can't bury them in the sky!: Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!