Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room: A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

Goathead! Goathead!: Two guys were driving down the road when they saw a goat with its head stuck in a fence.

Giant Underwater Bottom Feeder: What weighs 2000 pounds and lays at the bottom of the ocean?Moby's Dick!

Genetic Manipulation For Good, Not Evil: What do you get when you cross a centipede with a turkey? Drumsticks for everybody!

Harry Potter Quiz: What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog? He ran... wouldn't you?

Harem: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A milk sheik!

Gum Crossing: Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken's bottom.

Green and Jumpy: What is green and jumps from bed to bed? A prostitoad.

Gorilla Removal: A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who's a gorilla

Here, Piggy, Piggy: An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the pigs screwing up a storm. He would get turned on by th

Here, Chicken, Chicken: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? Ethiopia!