Alabama Farmer: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.

Hit and run: What would be the difference between a dead rabbit on the side of the road and Brittney Spears dead on the road? There would be skid marks in front of the rabbit.

I feel like chicken tonight: Why did George Bush cross the road? Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake...: Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie." Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?!"

Just browsing: A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around. Upset by this, the manager of the store demanded to know what he was doing. The blind man ca

A piece of advice: Never play leap-frog with a unicorn.

The bear and the rabbit: There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only ma

Thirsty whale: What did the thirsty whale do? Bit the tail of a submarine and sucked out all the seamen

What is red and green?: What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender

Monkeying around: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How To Prepare Chicken...: A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?