Bee Milky: Q. What kind of bees make the best milk? A. Boo-bees!

Bear and Toilet: Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh!

Bear and Deer: What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer? Beer

Bar... Grasshopper: A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, we have a drink named after you!' The grasshopper looks surprised and says, 'You have a drink named Steve?'

Lucky Frog: I decided to take a day off from work and go golfing. I was on the fourth hole, when I discovered a small frog sitting on the green. I paid it no attention until I heard, ''Ribbit. Nine iron.'' That's

Give the frog a loan: A frog walks into a bank and says "I wanna loan." "Well Mr.. frog, go over there to Mrs. Black's desk, she is the loan manager, I'm sure she will be happy to talk to you," The head desk says. The frog

Bar... Duckman: A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, "May I help you, sir?" The duck says, "Yeah. Help me get this human out of my ass."

Baptism Is Not for Everyone: No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat.

Apple and Worm: What did the apple say to the worm? You're boring me.

Ants In Yer Pants: Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl? A: He got pissed off.

Another Chicken, Another Road: Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?