Animals in the Fridge!: 1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. 2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, take ou

Animal Wackiness: What's the easiest way to put a giraffe in a fridge? By opening the door and putting it in.

American in Mexico: There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?'The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys

Alexander and Kermit: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

A Ton of Pinching?: What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches? An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo!

A Real Watch Dog: A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head. Eve

A Little Lysdexic Humor: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Best Goldfish Joke Ever!: Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."

How does a blonde try to kill a fish?: How does a blonde try to kill a fish? She drowns it!!

What animal should you never play cards with?: What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah!

Afghani Fowl: What's the national bird of Afghanistan? DUCK!!!