Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!: Q:What do you do to an elephant with three ... Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!

What do you call 100 cows in a field...: What do you call 100 cows in a field all masturbating? Beef Stroke-n-off

Totally Bats: Two bats are going for their midnight feed. After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood. The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat s

A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...: A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees a life-like bronze statue of a rat. He asks the salesmen, "How much?" The salesman replied, "12 bucks for the rat and 100 bucks for the story." The tourist s

A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...: A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard. After a few miles, he asks the driver what the monkey is for. The driver says "I'll show you," and with

What Do You Call A Monkey In The Lost Desert...: What Do You Call A Monkey In The Lost Desert? ....................Scewed

Big Pink Gorilla!: One day in the middle of the desert a man's car breaks down.He sees a gas station about 5 minutes away, so he pushes his car to the gas station. Six hours and lots of money later, the man's car is fix

Confucius Say: Lady who give kiss like ...: Confucius Say: Lady who give kiss like spider, lead to the undoing of the fly.

One day in the backwoods of West Hollywood...: One day in the back woods of West Hollywood, a giant bear was chasing little rabbit. "Stop running and get back here!" yelled the bear. "Never!" shouted the rabbit. Well as the rabbit was running he t

What do you call a lazy baby...: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.

A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the...: A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the bartender, "Blood is the lipstick of all wounds." The bartender does not know how he said this, or why.