Bird Brained: Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird section and Sean says to Paddy; "Dat''s Dem". The shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help. "Yeah, we''ll take four of dem dere b

A Zoo Story: A guy found a penguin and showed him to a policeman. The policeman said, "Take that penguin to the zoo, now." Next day the policeman sees the man with the penguin again. The policeman stops the guy an

A bear walked into a bar and said...: A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a packet of peanuts." The bar tender said, "Why the big paws?"

What drug was the duck ...: What drug was the Herb the bad ass duck on? Qwack!

Yo mama's so stupid she thought Meow...: Yo mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.

A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights...: Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights three days and then leaves on Friday. How is that possible? A: His horse was named Friday.

Your family is so poor...: Your family is so poor, when they went to the park the pigeons threw bread at them.

Bunny Love: Why can't you hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.

Unbearable Lightness of Being: One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a divorce. The judge decided that baby bear was going to live with mama bear. Baby bear started to cry . "Whats wrong?" the judge asked baby bear. "I dont

Those Crazy Vermont Folk: Why do people in vermont were kilts? Sheep can hear zippers from a mile away.

My First Time: My First Time The sky was dark,The moon was high,All alone,Just her and I. Her hair so soft,Her legs so fine,I ran me fingers,down her spine.I didnt know how,I tried my best,To touch her breast.I reme