Butcher money where your mouth is: A butcher in his shop, and he's real busy, and he notices a dog in the shop. He shoos him away. But later, he notices the dog is back again. So he goes over to the dog, and notices he has a note in hi

Horse Sense: An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, p

Bunnies and Carrots: Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots??? A: Bunny farts!

Bullfight Buffet: A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist

Bull Grapevine: Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. First Bull: Boys, we all know I've been here f

Bull: What is another name for a masturbating bull? Beef Strokinoff.

Bug's Mind: What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.

Bovine Hijinx: What do cows do for fun?They go to MOO-vies!

Bone Diggers: What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch bones.

BMW & a Porcupine: What is the difference between a BMW & a porcupine? A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Blondog: Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? From chasing parked cars!