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Two Dwarfs in a Bar |
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| Two dwarfs are sitting in a bar talking about women and beer when a couple of prostitutes stride up to them."Like any business tonight?"They ask, making sure their ample cleavages are showing."Ay! All right" Of course obviously they are Scottish..."Just so happens we have two rooms in the hotel across road" The first dwarf, 'Malcolm' says. They cross the road and go up to their hotel rooms, which are situated next to each other. Dwarf number 2 'Jimmy' as he likes to be called sits on the bed with his partner for the night."Ahhh....has been a long time since I have enjoyed such a woman as yourself" Jimmy tells his newfound friend. But to his disgust he has great problems trying to get "lil' Jimmy" to cooperate.... To make the situation worse he can hear Malcolm in the next room...."ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! MMMWWAWWAAAAA!!" Obviously he is having far greater success... In fact at this point in time Jimmy is thinking, Malcolm is the God of sex... Capable of arousing and giving almost painful pleasure any woman.Next morning Jimmy walks across the road the bar for an early pint to drown his sorrows in. but sitting at the counter is Malcolm."Ahhhh...hello Malcolm, what an appalling night...Lil' Jimmy wasn’t playing along" says the dwarf..."Hah!!" says Malcolm."It's fine for you. I couldn’t even get on the bed!!" |
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