| A very inebriated lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, "Bartender, bartender, I would like a Marmots."The bartender brought her a Martini, which she drinks in one gulp."Bartender, I would like another Marmots", again the bartender brought her a Martini. By this time the lady is leaning heavily forward, barely able to hang on. She called, "Bartender, your Martoutsys are giving me heartburn |
