| McMullen walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave."Excuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McMullen had done."What was that all about?""Nothing," said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives." |
