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Man in pub

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A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck, and he asks for a pint. The bartender says ok.Then the man asks whose in the lounge. And the bartender says 15 people playing darts. So the man says get them a pint too.Then he asks whose upstairs and the bartender says 150 people having a disco. And the man says get them a drink too. The bartender says to the man that will be $328 please. And the man says sorry but I haven’t got that much money on me, and the bartender says, If you were down in the pub a mile from here, they would of broke your neck.And the man says, Vie all ready been there.
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