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Honey I’m late |
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| A woman sends her husband out to buy some escargotfor a dinner party that night. Instead of goingstraight to the store, the husband decides to stopat a local bar. He has a few beers, and then some more, and pretty soon he looks at his watch and findshe's over an hour late for the dinner party. He dashes to the store, picks up the escargot, andfrantically drives home. When he walks in the doorhe can hear his wife coming from the kitchen. So hetakes the bag of snails and quickly throws themall over the floor. When his wife walks into the room,he says, "Come on guys, we're almost there!" |
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