| Four brewery presidents walk into a bar. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey, Senior,I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."The bartender gives it to him.The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the bestbeer in the world. Give me 'The king of beers,' aBudweiser." The bartender gives him one.The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beermade with Rocky Mountain spring water. Give me a Coors." The bartender gives it to him.The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give mea Coke |