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Six foot tall cockroach

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One day a man was sitting in his living room watching TV when all of a sudden the doorbell rang. The man then went to the door to see who was there. When he opened the door he found a six-foot cockroach standing in front of him.The cockroach then proceeded to punch him in the face and leave. The next day the man was sitting in his living room watching TV whenthen the doorbell rang. The man answered the door and then again found he staring at the same cockroach that had hit him the day before. Then the cockroach kicked him in the shin and poked his eye out and then proceededto leave. The next day the man was AGAIN sitting in his living room watching TV when the doorbell rang. And yet AGAIN the same cockroach was standing there. Then the cockroach stabbed him several times and thenyet again proceeded to leave. This time the man managed to drag himself to his phone and call the police. He was taken to the nearest hospital and was kept there over night. The next day the doctor came in to talk to the man about what happened the night before.
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