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| This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. ''Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?'' ''Dogs can't talk, pal. But if you can prove to me yours does, I'll give you a drink. If not, I get to kick your ass.'' ''Okay,'' says the guy. He turns to his dog. ''Okay fell. Tell me -- what is on top of a house?'' ''Roof!'' The man turns and smiles at the bartender. ''THAT isn’t talking! Any dog can bark!'' ''Okay boy. Tell me -- how does sandpaper feel?'' ''Ruff!" ‘‘what the hell you trying' to pull mister?'' ''Okay, okay," says the man. "One more question please. Okay buddy, tell me -- who is the greatest ball player who ever lived?'' "Ruth |
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