| Back in the turn of the century in a mining town out west, a woman walked into a saloon. Suddenly she realized that she was not in the general store so she started to turn around and leave. As she was doing this, a drunk cowboy seated at the bar noticed her and said to the woman, "Come on over, Ma'am, sit yourself down right here next to me and have yourself a drink."Thank you kindly Sir, but I'm afraid that I couldn't," replied the woman, "on account that I need to get bread |
