25 signs you've had too much to drink: 1)You lose arguments with inanimate objects.2) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.3) Job interfering with you're drinking.4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your al

Beer and a box: A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and ordered a beer. When the beer came, he opened the box, pulled out a tiny piano and bench and set them

High tech: A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking. Suspicious, the bartender walks over a

Me drunk?: A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he

Drunken guy and the nun: There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewal

Got beer!!: Joe tells his wife he is heading out to the pub for a drink. His wife starts complaining you never take me anywhere anymore. After hours of complaining the husband agrees to take his wife to the pub.

Flush: A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.A few minutes after that, another loud scream echoes throu

Who can say this sentence?: The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.

Make a horse cry.: A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. In front of him he sea’s a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse

In and out of puddles: A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a

Bodybuilding: A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for the act, he stands up and starts to un