Penguin: This guy runs into a bar and shouts, "Quick, how tall is a penguin??"The bartender looks stunned."An empire penguin can be about this tall,

A college professor in a Bar: A college professor walked into a bar and said, “Bring me a martinis.”The bartender smiled and said, “You mean martini?”“ If I want more than one

Why did the Antarctica get on the roof of the bar?: Why did the Antarctica get on the roof of the bar?She heard drinks were on the house.

A neutron walks into a bar: A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer," he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer.

A mushroom walks into a bar: A mushroom walks into a bar one evening, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender then informs him that they do not serve mushrooms. "Why not?" asks the mushroom, "I'm a fungi!"

Extra-extra strong mint: All of a sudden this huge extra-extra strong mint walks into a pub, he sits down and starts boasting about how he's the strongest mint and how he could win any fight, then another mint walks in, the e

Embarrassing Situations!: A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if

Police man and a Bar: One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five diff

Bar tender and a man: A guy goes to a bar and sees a big jar of 5-dollar bills in it. He asks the bartender "Whets with the money?" the bartender replies "we're having a contest. You have to put in 5 dollars in the jar. th

A Mexican, Polack, black, Italian, a priest, a rab: A Mexican, Polack, black, Italian, a priest, a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

An anguish man in bar: A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs