A Donkey And A Bar: This guy was walking to the bar and outside there was a sign saying, “Pay a dollar, make the donkey laugh and get a free Beer.

What Happened in Tex: A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers. So when he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went b

Mistaken Identity: A drunken guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up, and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, Do you, Batman!"

Guy talks to barman: Customer: (to bartender) "My wife and I just got into a knock down, drag out fight!" Bartender: What happened? Customer: When it was all over, she came crawling to me on her hands and knees! Bartender

Irishman Drunk: An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; sam

Cooking Turkey: 20 Easy Steps to Cook a Turkey1. Go and buy a turkey.2. Take a drink of whisky (scotch or bourbon).3. Put turkey in the oven.4. Take another two drinks of whisky.5. Set the degree at 180 ovens.6. Take

Bad Car Day: A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. ''What are you going to do with the prize money?'' th

Panda In A Bar: A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey, Where are you g

War Wound?: A guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men.He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams."What the hell is that?"

12-inch pianist: There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he'll tell him later. So he asks the barman for a drink

Drunk Mrs. Fitzgeral: The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting i