Wrong End Have The Bar: This really tough hells-angel type bursts into a bar and strides up to the middle of the bar. he orders a beer, gulps it down, turns to the people at the left end of the bar and growls "all you down t

5 SHOTS: A guy walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of whiskey. The barkeep says 5 shots, yes the guy says I'm celebrating my first blowjob. The barkeep replies hell let me buy you 1. No thanks the guy says if

Guinness and women: This is very upsetting for you guys. Research scientists at Guinness suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption after considering the results of a recent analysis, which had revea

Charge By The Inch: Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display an ugly side. An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her, "Hey ! How about it babe ? You and me ?" As she got up t

Guy spits into glass: There's a guy in a bar, it's late, and the guy and the bartender are the only ones left in the bar. The guy pushes his empty beer glass over to the edge of the counter, walks to the other end of the b

Six Double Vodkas: A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."The barman says "Wow! You must have had one hell of a day.""Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."The next

Wine Warnings: Due to increasing product liability litigation, wine manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all wine bottles:1. WAR

Drink For The Women: One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar

12-inch prick: Another guy walks into a bar with a one-foot man sitting on his shoulder. He ordered a beer. The bartender was curious as he got the beer for the guy, but as he put the beer down on the bar, before th

6 Shots of Whiskey: A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. 'What can I get you?' the barman asks.'I want six shots of whisky,' responds the young man.'Six shots? Are you celebrating something?''Yeah, my first blo

Alligator in Bar: A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar. He turned to the astonished patrons and said, 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and