Old Scottish man: A scottish old timer in scotland, in a bar, talks to a young man. old man: "lad, look out there to the field. do yaw see that fence? look how well it's built. i built that fence stone by stone with me

Drunked and Blonde: After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ‘‘you want to hear a blonde joke?'' The pers

One Drunken Night: A Drunken Night A guy wakes up in a drunken stupor, opening his eyes he sees Claudia Schiffer on the bed next to him. He thinks this is a little odd, as he doesn't remember a thing, let alone going to

God-awful Pickup Line: Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants tonight.

How to Get a Free Dr: A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender tells him he owes $4."But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer."Okay," says the bartender

Potato down pants: There was a guy and he was at a bar all night trying to get a lady. He tried and tried all night, he couldn't get one. He went home and his brother told him to put a potato down his pants. On his way

Need Bread: Back in the turn of the century in a mining town out west, a woman walked into a saloon. Suddenly she realized that she was not in the general store so she started to turn around and leave. As she was

Grasshopper: A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks surprised and says, "You have a drink named Steve?"

Gay bar: This man walks into a Gay Bar not knowing it's a gay bar and sits down at a table some gay guy walks up to him and says "Want to play football" The man says okay and they go behind the bar the gay guy

Beer Machismo: After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the breweries decide to go to the pub for a drink. The Coors President said "Can I have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain S

Dennis Rodman: Dennis Rodman picks up a woman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one, which re