Moocow!: This gay guy walks into the bar and says,

Holey Ice Cubes: Paddy O'Shea got friendly with some of the local Boston Irish and they took him to an upscale "Irish" pub."Amazing', just amazing', that's what America is," he said, looking with delight into his glas

Give Me A Double: So this guy walks into a bar and says, “Give me two beers

Give Me A ....: A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an ML

Signs That You are: You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Your job is Interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alco

14 pints of Guinness: A bloke goes into a pub. The barmaid asks what he wants. 'I want to put my head between your tits, and lick the sweat off,' he replies.'You dirty bastard!' shouts the barmaid, 'Get out before I get my

Need Olives: McMullen walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman sta

Racist Attack: A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, when a Chinese man comes in. The Jewish man jumps up and punches him in the face."Ouch!" the Chinese man says."What was that for?""Tha

Man in bar: A man and his wife stopped in at a bar, sat down on a stool beside this guy, after a while this man let go with a sizzle the man with his wife ask, did you fart fore my wife, the man replied, didn’t k

International Beer S: An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of beer on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tube beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the

One Too Many: An Irishman has been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, sa