Toilet Hygiene: Gary and Lorne were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Gary glanced over and noticed that Lorne's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. "Wow," Gary said."I've never seen one like that be

New Gorilla in Bar: A black man enters a bar with his gorilla. He says to the bartender, "I would like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here."The bartender looks at him like he's nuts and says, " I sorry but

I'm Only Tribute: A man moves from Ireland to New York City, leaving two of his best friends behind to make it in America. To keep there tradition of nightly drinks alive, every night he goes into an Irish-style pub an

Sick of Her: Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when Fred announces that he's going to divorce his wife."Good grief," says Jim, "you and Sue are the happiest couple I know! Why on earth would you want

A Gentlemen's Pl: A man goes into a bar one evening and is surprised to see a ferret with no teeth, on the bar. he asks the barman what the ferret is for."that, sir," says the barman

Lone Ranger returns: The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town one dusty, dry, Wild West day and proceed to the first saloon, where they tie up their trusty steeds and head in for a snort.After a while a stranger walks int

Chinese bar: A man walks into a bar and says I want a beer with a side of a coke the Chinese waiter goes and pees in the coke and comes back with the coke and beer the guy takes a sip of coke and sprays it out in

Bar Flies: A man walked into a shop and found the clerk stalking flies with a fly swatter. "Have you gotten any?" he asked. The clerk replied, "Yeah. Three males and two females.""How do you tell the difference?

Neutron in bar: A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

Snail visits bar: The landlord of a pub, is just locking up, when there's a ring on the doorbell. He opens the door, and there's a snail sitting there. "What do you want?" asks the landlord. The snail replies that he w

Duck walks into bar: A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "You got any fish?" The bartender says, "No. This is a bar and we don't sell fish" so the duck leaves.Next day, the duck goes back to the bar and asks, "