Dog vs. Fox: What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About five drinks.

Two Dwarfs in a Bar: Two dwarfs are sitting in a bar talking about women and beer when a couple of prostitutes stride up to them."Like any business tonight?"They ask, making sure their ample cleavages are showing."Ay! All

Blondes at a Bar: Two blondes walk in to a bar one blonde ducks because she saw a pole. What does the next blonde do? She walked on to the pole.

Drinking Buddies: Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?""I'm from Irelan

A man and a woman we: A man and a woman were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were totaled. They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe. ''Our cars are demolished, yet we walk unharmed. This

NY bartender: A guy is tending bar at a sophisticated NY party when two nose-in-the-air women approach. "So, where y'all from?" he asks. "We are from," one of them answers

Dickens and the Mart: Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?

5 shots: One day a guy walks in a bar and asks for five shots of whiskey. The bartender asks why. The guy says, "I found out my brother is gay." The same guy, comes in the next day and asks for ten shots of wh

Bartender: A brunette walks into a bar and says, ''Gimme an M L.'' the bartender says, " What's an M L?'' She says, '' A Miller Light.'' Another Brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L.'' the bartender says, ‘‘

Steering wheel: So a guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants.When he walks up to the bar and orders a drink, the bar tender says:"Gee that must be a bit annoying mate"The guy replies: "Yeah, it’s dr

Confused drunk: A man came staggering into a bar and said, I want a drink. the bartender said, forget it guy, you’re too drunk, just go on home. the man refused to leave, so the bartender threw him out. the man crawl