Misappropriated Chu: A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.''You, sir, are drunk!'' ''And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!''

Frog and rat in bar: A guy walks into a bar. He tells the bartender he has no money, but in exchange for a beer he'll show him a trick he'll never forget. The bartender shakes his head but goes ahead and gives the man a b

What You Got?: A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"The man says, "Set me up with five whiskey shots, and make 'me doubles."The bartender doe

Just Keep Drinking!: A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and says to the bartender, “Quick pour me twelve drinks

Penguin: This guy runs into a bar and shouts, "Quick, how tall is a penguin??"The bartender looks stunned."An empire penguin can be about this tall,

A college professor in a Bar: A college professor walked into a bar and said, “Bring me a martinis.”The bartender smiled and said, “You mean martini?”“ If I want more than one

Why did the Antarctica get on the roof of the bar?: Why did the Antarctica get on the roof of the bar?She heard drinks were on the house.

A neutron walks into a bar: A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer," he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer.

A mushroom walks into a bar: A mushroom walks into a bar one evening, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender then informs him that they do not serve mushrooms. "Why not?" asks the mushroom, "I'm a fungi!"

Extra-extra strong mint: All of a sudden this huge extra-extra strong mint walks into a pub, he sits down and starts boasting about how he's the strongest mint and how he could win any fight, then another mint walks in, the e

Embarrassing Situations!: A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if