Police man and a Bar: One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five diff

Bar tender and a man: A guy goes to a bar and sees a big jar of 5-dollar bills in it. He asks the bartender "Whets with the money?" the bartender replies "we're having a contest. You have to put in 5 dollars in the jar. th

A Mexican, Polack, black, Italian, a priest, a rab: A Mexican, Polack, black, Italian, a priest, a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

An anguish man in bar: A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs

Driver in a Bar: There's this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks i

An infamous stud: An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong. "I'm scared out of my

$1000 bet.: The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the

Two buddies are sitting at the bar: These two buddies are sitting at the bar in a singles` club and talking about another guy sitting at the other end of the bar. "I don’t get it," complained the first guy, "He’s not good looking, he ha

Two drunks Lamenting: Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way thru a fence, with its butt facing the tavern. One

Boss and his wife: Guy leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough not to piss his wife off for drinking after work. He gets home and finds his boss in bed with his wife. Later, back at the bar, the guy tells th

Barrel in Bar: A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. While he's drinking it, he looks around the bar and sea’s that it is almost empty, except for a few other people and a barrel with a hole in it. He asks the b