Blood Bar: Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender comes over and ask them what they want to drink 1st Vampire: Give me a shot of blood 2nd Vampire: I want a double shot 3rd Vampire: All I wan

Busch Berea: Busch Berea very sexy redhead walks into a pub and takes a seat at the end of the bar. The bartender says to her, "What can I get yaw?" The woman replies, "Give me a Busch Beer." The bartender gets th

Got any raisins?: There was this duck that walked into a bar and sat down in a stool and the bartender said, "Can I help you?" The duck said, "quack, quack, quack,,, got any raisins?" The bartender said, "NO! This is a

Leaving Early: Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind

The Three Little Pigs: The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left. The second pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom a

12 Inches Required3 men walk into a bar.: After they drink a couple of beers they are ready to leave, but the bartender won't let them unless they have 12 inches of dick between them. The first guy whips his out and shows 6 inches. The second

Ducks in a Bar: A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a

Tough Bikers: A highly timid little man ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx. He cleared his throat and then asked, "Um, err, which one of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"A gian

Taking it literally: A Panda walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a meal. When the meal finally arrives, he eats it quickly, then shoots a drunk, and leaves the bar.A patron walks over to the bartender and asks, "W

Whiskey in the Jar: I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else... After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceed

Never drink and drive: One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for potential violators of the driving-under-the-influence law. At closing time, the officer notices a patron stumble out of the ba