Drunken patrons: A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons. After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested to the drunk to p

Right woman: Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old buddy Johnny, "How come you aren't married?"Johnny: "I haven't found the right woman yet."George: "So what are you looking for?"Johnny: "Oh she's got to

Staten Island: He loved living in Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the ferry. Miss a ferry late at night, and you have to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan.So when h

Buy the House a Round: A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Bartender, buys everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill." So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill

That's Willie: A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!''Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the i

Super Jerk: Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the empire state building when the first man turns to the other and says, "you know, last week i discovered that if you jump from the top of this bu