How old is this drink?: An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liquor, pours a shot of ten-year Scotch and figures that the guy won't be abl Horse tears: A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff, sniff), and well... I can Hooligan hijinx: A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a Budweiser, or...!" Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This happens everyday for a week straight, and Surprise package: A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. ''Hello there,'' says the man, ''and what is your name?'' ''Hello,'' giggles the woman, ''I'm Stacey. What's Head: OK this guy brings a bodiless head into a bar,the head asks the bartender for a drink, and after he is finished POOF a torso appears. SO the head asks for another drink and after it finishesPOOF arms Drunk: You're not drunk if you're not laying on the floor without holding on! Six foot tall cockroach: One day a man was sitting in his living room watching TV when all of a sudden the doorbell rang. The man then went to the door to see who was there. When he opened the door he found a six-foot cockroa Jilted: The couple was dining out when the wife noticeda familiar face at the bar. Too late: The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, a policeman stopped him. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the offi For the road: This guy walks into the bar with a piece oftarmac under his arm, leans over to the barmanand says:"gimme a beer, and one for the road Ugly guy: A guy is sitting all alone at a bar, the bartender looks at him and laughs. The man shrugs it off... The bartender looks at him and laughs again, the bartender finally went over to the man and said "I |
