Drinking and gambling: A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandlingon the corner. And the bum says, "Mister, can youspare a dollar?"The man thinks about the question for a bit and asks the bum, "If I give you a dolla

Different kinds of beer: Four brewery presidents walk into a bar. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey, Senior,I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."The bartender gives it to him.The guy from Budweiser says, "

Designated drunk: A COP WAS WATCHING THIS PARTICULAR BAR KNOWN FOR TROUBLE HOPING TO CATCH A DRUNK DRIVER. HE WAITS A LONG WHILE BEFORE HE FINALLY SEES A GUY COMES OUT. THE GUY STUMBLES OF THE TOP STEP AND FALLS FLAT O

Honey I’m late: A woman sends her husband out to buy some escargotfor a dinner party that night. Instead of goingstraight to the store, the husband decides to stopat a local bar. He has a few beers, and then some mor

A blind man and his dog in a bar.: A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog, and starts swinging him around. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing"?The blind guy says, "Don't mind me I am just looking around".

Pianist: A guy walks into a bar and sees one other man sitting there drinking a beer looking a little forlorn. There is, also a foot tall midget playing the piano. The other guy has a magic lamp next him, so t

Uncle Johnny: One day Adam's teacher told the class that everyone must find out a moral for the next day's class.One boy came in and said, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch

Tiff with riley : ''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast. ''I got in a tiff with Riley.'' ''Riley? He's just a wee fellow,'' the barkeep said, surpri

Three stupid wives: An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, ''I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to t

Three little ducks: A man walks into a bar with three little ducks and sits each of them on a stool; he looks up at the bartender and says, “could you mind my ducks while i go use the phone?

Three drunken men: These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before. The first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.'' The seco