How to Get a Free Dr: A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender tells him he owes $4."But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer."Okay," says the bartender

Potato down pants: There was a guy and he was at a bar all night trying to get a lady. He tried and tried all night, he couldn't get one. He went home and his brother told him to put a potato down his pants. On his way

Need Bread: Back in the turn of the century in a mining town out west, a woman walked into a saloon. Suddenly she realized that she was not in the general store so she started to turn around and leave. As she was

Grasshopper: A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks surprised and says, "You have a drink named Steve?"

Gay bar: This man walks into a Gay Bar not knowing it's a gay bar and sits down at a table some gay guy walks up to him and says "Want to play football" The man says okay and they go behind the bar the gay guy

Beer Machismo: After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the breweries decide to go to the pub for a drink. The Coors President said "Can I have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain S

Dennis Rodman: Dennis Rodman picks up a woman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one, which re

Moocow!: This gay guy walks into the bar and says,

Holey Ice Cubes: Paddy O'Shea got friendly with some of the local Boston Irish and they took him to an upscale "Irish" pub."Amazing', just amazing', that's what America is," he said, looking with delight into his glas

Give Me A Double: So this guy walks into a bar and says, “Give me two beers

Give Me A ....: A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an ML